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09/09
Getting Schooled by A-Rod
Kids, this is what happens if you use steroids (Source: Flickr.com-infacinatori)
During a recent series in Baltimore, Yankees third baseman and admitted steroid user Alex Rodriguez stopped by a local high school to speak about the dangers of performance-enhancing drugs, among other things. Here are some of the valuable life lessons he imparted to the students…
“Kids, do not date Madonna when you grow up. She’s pure evil.”
‘”I can’t believe you only got a 62 on that chem final. When the hell are you gonna start coming through in the clutch?”
“Never, EVER get caught in public with a stripper. Keep her in your hotel room where she belongs.”
“I did not have sex with that woman…Mr. Jeter.”
“Yes, it’s true–I did call Joe Torre ‘A-Hole’ behind his back.”
“I tried Boli once but I didn’t inhale.”
“Kids, don’t make the same mistake I did by choosing baseball for a career. There’s no money in it.”
“I’m living proof that you don’t need a college education to succeed in making a fool of yourself.”
“My favorite player is Cal Ripken. Do you think he’ll be in the lineup tonight?”
“Am I getting paid for this?”